May 2012
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May 11th
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Ellie loves Asians
Jonathan: i think shes racist
: she goes up to every asian
Joanna: SHE LOVES ASIANS
: I'M NOT EVEN JOKING
Jonathan: yeah, she thinks im the devil
: the white devil
Joanna: the white devil
Jonathan: with round eyes
: that cannot be trusted
Apr 20th
Ellie is a snob
Jonathan: i find that she doesn't like other dogs to be hilarious
: she just ignores them
: like "poodle, i live on park ave. you on 3rd"
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“i wish i didn’t have to work. i wish i could just travel and eat. i want...”
– Lindsay K.
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Apr 11th
Apr 11th
"Don't be this girl"
Jonathan: New Business offer for Money [magazine] on CNNMoney is $15
: but you get 13 issues
Joanna: lol
Jonathan: F&F only get 12
Joanna: You think I want Money?
: pfft!
Jonathan: you need it
Joanna: I need a financial advisor
Jonathan: the first page of last months issue
: said specifically not to book a trip to Costa Rica
Joanna: nuuuuuu
Jonathan: or buy new dressers
Joanna: i need them alllll
Jonathan: i think they had a picture of you on the cover
Joanna: lolll
: "don't be this girl"
Apr 11th
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March 2012
10 posts
Mar 28th
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EL PATO
Jason: oh.. i now have a pet duck
me: YOU HAVE A PET DUCK
: OMG
: what is said pet duck's name?
Jason: yes, a mallard
me: OH A BOY DUCK
Jason: its in my bathtub.. full grown
me: what tricks does he do!?
: ... in your.. bathtub
: TRAIN DUCK TO FLY THROUGH HOOPS
Jason: found it injured during a late night stroll around the block
me: oh noes
Jason: we noticed it was unusually close.. so i chased it until it got tired and picked it up
me: oh noes oh noes oh noes
: ...
: ... you chased it
: until it got tired...
: and put it in your...
: bath tub.
: >.>
Jason: yeah, around and around a tree (it was injured.. )
for like 5 minutes we went around and around a tree
: then he was like aww screw this.. im gonna sit down
me: awwww
: NAME HIM NAME HIM NAME HIM
: you should name him fred.
: OH EL PATO.
Mar 1st
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February 2012
17 posts
Feb 28th
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thedailylos: Puppy Conan Continues with Puppy Lady Gaga as his guest.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 10th
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Small suspicious eyes.
Panda: going to jury duty
me: oh!
: i had that 2 weeks ago
: ok panda
: look highly suspicious
: they won't pick you
FanFan: lol
me: ok panda, let's train you on looking suspicious
: look left and right with shifty eyes
FanFan: hahhhh
: that's easy for me
: I have small suspicious eyes
Feb 7th