“ Today while I was walking back to my house, I saw a squirrel dragging a full pancake across the street. After a few minutes of struggling, he finally managed to get it up the tree. Well done squirrel. MLIA.
Joannie. Here.
Still in the process of putting together Tumblr, my blog & Twitter.
Nov 06
Nov 05
“ Two days ago, on Halloween, I opened the door to some trick-or-treaters. They were dressed as Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Snape. They started making a ticking noise and proceeded to sing from the Mysterious Ticking noise. At the end, they all shouted “Boom” in unison and fell over. Another kid dressed like Voldemort came and finished the song. I gave them all of the candy I had. MLIA.
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Would anyone else like to dress up as a Potter Puppet Pal?
Oct 08
Greg does poetry. It's so deep I could drown in it!
- [A random spurt of rhyming from Mr. Greg...]
- Greg: l8te
- : i already 8te
- : do you believe in f8te
- : if we meet, don't make me w8te
- : yo playa why you gotta h8te
- : imma go to noodle bar and eat some seared sk8te
- : it came packed in a cr8te
- : them imma go r8te it on yelp
- : i be like, "yo that shit was hella str8ght"
- : ok gotta run, i have a d8te!
- : with this chick named K8te
- me: who could potentially be your m8te.
- Greg: I dun wanna be l8te
- : but maybe before I meet her I should masterb8te?
- me: hm. cuz the sex might not be so gr8te?
- Greg: yup
- : feel free to publish this in your book o rhymes
Sep 29
Am I really that much of a glutton?
- [From an email chain between myself and a co-worker]
- me: Free Cookie Alert: The Street Sweets Truck will be parked in front of the Time Life Building (on 50th btw. 6+7th) from now until 6pm, and from 12:20 to 2pm they'll be handing out free samples of two of their cookies. Freeloaders engage.
- Steph: Joanna...you rock. Thanks!! :)
- me: You can see them from the window… I already checked…:)
- Steph: Wide-eyed and face pressed up against the glass?
- me: Hm, good idea. I’ll do that around 12:20 when it opens to freeloading!
- Steph: Please, we both know you’ll already be downstairs by then
Sep 21
Sep 08
When RooCougar Comes Out To Play...!
- Roo: i might like strip scrabble
- : with the right person
- Me: OMG
- : who are you
- : what have you done with roobear!?
- : (although this is a great convo)
- Roo: I DONT KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE WITH ROOBEAR I AM ROOCOUGAR
- Me: OH
- : MY
- : GOD
Sep 03
He Is A Unique (Albeit Odd) Character...
- me: i've come up with my halloween costume!
- Greg: omg
- : i have a good one
- me: yes?
- Greg: what if I was used toilet paper?
- me: hm
- Greg: holy crap that would be gross
- me: it would be
- : you'd need
- : brown streaks
- : and for you to smell
Aug 26
I DO NOT have issues. I just like Gossip Girl A LOT.
- me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- : HE CAN'T BE
- : sorry
- : gossip girl
- Stacy: oh
- : gay
- me: they're making chuck
- : experimental
- : *snif
- Stacy: lol
- me: NOOOO
- Stacy: *patpat
- me: IT'S CHAIR
- : ALL THE WAY
- : CHAIR = Chuck + Blair
- : :)
- Stacy: lol
- me: i enjoy
- : gossip girl too much
- : once it comes back
- : my life will be whole again
- Stacy: good lord.
- : u have issues.
Jul 25
If I had a cat, it would be named Pepito Noodle… AND it’d wear polos.
