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Jul 09
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When Did JCrew Get Landmark Status?

  • me: let's go out to lunch!
  • : i wanna go to the calexico cart again!
  • Christine: where is that again?
  • me: soho
  • : right off the n/r/w
  • christine: ohhh yes, i know now
  • : near jcrew
  • me: yes
  • : :)
  • : on wooster
  • Christine: haha
  • : i know things by landmarks
  • me: yes, jcrew being a "landmark"
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Jul 08
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Looks excellent! Vampires are the new black :) | ‘Daybreakers’ Trailer HD (via hollywoodstreams)
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Jul 07
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Jul 06
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Some Of Your Dinner Party Guests May Bring Their Own Rice...

  • Ian: will you have rice at your dinner party????
  • me: no
  • : you would hate it
  • : i can tell
  • Ian: i would bring my own.
  • me: you're hating it already
  • : weirdo
  • : NO RICE ALLOWED
  • Ian: i have emergency rice in my car.
  • me: do you really?
  • Ian: of course.
  • me: no seriously
  • : really?
  • Ian: of course
  • me: no no seriously
  • : REALLY?
  • Ian: okay
  • : well
  • : it serves two purposes
  • : 1) provides traction in case our lovely michigan winters decide to ice over the roads
  • : 2) emergency rice rations in case someone has a dinner party and there's no rice.
  • me: ...............................
  • : i would never invite you to a dinner party
  • Ian: you wouldn't because i'd be the center of attention
  • : and you'd HATE that.
  • me: ........................
  • : ROFLLLLL
  • Ian: :]
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Girls Can Be So Catty

  • Mother to little girl: Dammit! Stop that, you are not a cat!
  • Friend: What's she doing?
  • Mother: She's licking me! She meows too!
  • Little girl: Meow!
  • Female passenger: Meow!
  • (pause)
  • Little girl: Meow?
  • Female passenger: Meow!
  • ---
  • -M15 Bus via Overheard in NY
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Jul 02
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From the other side of the Cube Wall...

  • Girl: I'm going to Fire Island!
  • Guy (who also happens to be gay): Say hi to the boys for me! [Fire Island has a well-known gay community]
  • Girl: Oh... well I think I'm going to a different part of the island
  • Guy: Oh?
  • Girl: Well, the Jewish part, I think it's a different area
  • Guy: Wow! There's something for everyone. We can go next time and go our separate ways!
  • Girl: I know, we'll just meet up afterward!
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Jun 30
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Jun 28
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Jun 24
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Crayolas Make Great Brain Ambassadors!

  • Ian: how about this.
  • : i will act as your brain ambassador
  • : formulate sentences for you
  • me: oh
  • : like cyrano
  • Ian: pretending to be you
  • me: de bergerac
  • Ian: and then you'll just pump them out.
  • : yeah.
  • me: have you seen that movie?
  • Ian: like crayola de burger.
  • me: omg
  • Ian: just like that.
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