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When Did JCrew Get Landmark Status?

me: let's go out to lunch!
: i wanna go to the calexico cart again!
Christine: where is that again?
me: soho
: right off the n/r/w
christine: ohhh yes, i know now
: near jcrew
me: yes
: :)
: on wooster
Christine: haha
: i know things by landmarks
me: yes, jcrew being a "landmark"

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Looks excellent! Vampires are the new black :) | ‘Daybreakers’ Trailer HD (via hollywoodstreams)

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» Asian Poses ~ In Photos

I was sorely mistaken when I said that there were 3 major poses Asian girls use in photos… this site blows my list out of the water!

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Some Of Your Dinner Party Guests May Bring Their Own Rice...

Ian: will you have rice at your dinner party????
me: no
: you would hate it
: i can tell
Ian: i would bring my own.
me: you're hating it already
: weirdo
: NO RICE ALLOWED
Ian: i have emergency rice in my car.
me: do you really?
Ian: of course.
me: no seriously
: really?
Ian: of course
me: no no seriously
: REALLY?
Ian: okay
: well
: it serves two purposes
: 1) provides traction in case our lovely michigan winters decide to ice over the roads
: 2) emergency rice rations in case someone has a dinner party and there's no rice.
me: ...............................
: i would never invite you to a dinner party
Ian: you wouldn't because i'd be the center of attention
: and you'd HATE that.
me: ........................
: ROFLLLLL
Ian: :]

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Girls Can Be So Catty

Mother to little girl: Dammit! Stop that, you are not a cat!
Friend: What's she doing?
Mother: She's licking me! She meows too!
Little girl: Meow!
Female passenger: Meow!
(pause)
Little girl: Meow?
Female passenger: Meow!
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-M15 Bus via Overheard in NY

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From the other side of the Cube Wall...

Girl: I'm going to Fire Island!
Guy (who also happens to be gay): Say hi to the boys for me! [Fire Island has a well-known gay community]
Girl: Oh... well I think I'm going to a different part of the island
Guy: Oh?
Girl: Well, the Jewish part, I think it's a different area
Guy: Wow! There's something for everyone. We can go next time and go our separate ways!
Girl: I know, we'll just meet up afterward!

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The shot: MJ prison tribute - Anderson Cooper 360: Blog

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» Student hopes to go from homeless to Harvard

I actually would really want to help this kid. The fact that he can be so positive despite his circumstances shows that he is truly going to become a successful person and I wish him the best of luck in the future!

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Crayolas Make Great Brain Ambassadors!

Ian: how about this.
: i will act as your brain ambassador
: formulate sentences for you
me: oh
: like cyrano
Ian: pretending to be you
me: de bergerac
Ian: and then you'll just pump them out.
: yeah.
me: have you seen that movie?
Ian: like crayola de burger.
me: omg
Ian: just like that.

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